I'm A Catch

I don't understand what's going on. I swear I'm being pursued by 8 different guys.

Ok, so I talked to Cornfield on the phone the other day and we get along well. We didn't talk much this weekend because he went turkey hunting. Oh my.

So Novi Boy hasn't completely blown me off, but has been acting a little strange.

I've gotten two guys that have proposed marriage to me, and they say lesbians move fast! One even offered to sweep me away to Virginia Beach. Not really my idea of a vacation, but I wouldn't complain. Anyone want to sweep me away to Hawaii?

Then I got this random message from this other guy.

And I got a message from a first year at Cooley who is also named Ryan and who is a vegetarian. I found out from "Cooley" that everyone at Cooley is gay. He said its easier to meet guys at school than at the bars. And here there was this untapped resource that I never knew about! Jeesh. But that would mean going to lansing, which isn't really my idea of fun. It's weird though because I bet Cooley has about 10 times as many students as UT.

Last night alone I got offers from two guys to drive to brooklyn at 4am to "see" me. I declined since I was tired, and new that we wouldn't be sleeping too much.

So then the first year at UT still wants to sleep with me, and isn't subtle about it, but I don't know who he is and that's totally creeping me out.

I seriously don't understand what's going on. I need to take the advice of a good friend "fuck them all, short and tall." Ok, maybe I don't need to sleep with them all, but I could meet them. It just so hard to be so charming and witty and gosh darn likeable. It just reinforces what I should have suspected all along...

I'm a fucking catch.