The Guy In Front

There is a guy who sits in front of me in one of my classes. He's really weird and for some reason really annoys me. His IM name begins with "MrPresident" which I think is weird because he's not president. And then his desktop image is the Great Seal of the President of the United States tiled to high heavens. Does he think he's president? Does he worship the current president? Does he know he can never be president because he's a red head and they are more unelectable than a black woman?

He also wears the worst synthetic fabrics. Like shiney polyester button-up shirts. It's weird. It's like the shit that I wear but I'm much gayer than him so I can pull it off. Seriously, it looks uncomfortable.

The guy also weighs a little more than average, which is fine. The problem is that he has what Beckie calls, I believe, a "jimmy leg". His leg is constantly bouncing up and down, which makes his whole body jiggle and wiggle and vibrate. It's really gross. I watch it for an hour and a half two times a week. Ick.