Great Blogs of Fire

So, the Colleague, Steve and I were talking about lip balm, because the Colleague had Kool-aid lip balm. I said that the bonnie bell lip balm was gross and didn't work. Then the Colleague said that lip balm can actually dry out your lips, and vaseline is the best. Then we talked about how vaseline is the best for everything, except as lubricant. Then Steve said "sheepskin baby" and we talked about latex allergy. And how a woman who has a latex allergy will not have a pleasant time with a latex condom. Then we looked up different kind of condoms. I didn't know there were so many. Then we looked up dental dams, and I'd never seen one before.

The best part was when someone said that if you have chapped lips it's better to rub your finger on a healthy piece of skin and transfer the healthy oils to your lips. And I said that was disgusting to rub oils from your taint on your lips. The Colleague didn't know what a taint was, so Steve explained it. The next day Beth mentioned a notcha. We were like "what's a notcha?" and the Colleague replied "nocha balls, nocha ass."