All I Blog for Christmas is Blog

I'm going to give up my whiney pitty parties because that will end in 2007, along with other things to be revealed later.

I just found out that my uncle who is 63, who had a stroke several years ago, paralyzed on the left-side of his body, confined to a wheel chair and who cannot speak now has a girlfriend. My uncle has no money, no fame, no power, no prestige. He's a great guy, but there would be no deceitful motive to date him. But he has a girlfriend. I am more pathetic than a stroke vitcim who can't talk. Oh, and my evil bitch of an aunt who divorced that uncle has a boyfriend and is moving to Wisconsin. I am more pathetic than that evil woman.

I'm extra lonely right now because of the holidays and "The Coupling" has started. What is The Coupling, praytell? That is where friends and others slowly couple off until everyone is in a relationship except me. It goes in cycles, but it is beginning....

Last night I went to ICE in Hamtramck with Mike and Jeff. Jack and Ben showed up with Ben's brother. I met NYC Guy (Frank) and his boyfriend, his best-friend and others. Frank and I talked for a while and then he went off with his friends. He lives in NYC and is from Hazel Park. We seem to have many things in common. Everyone was really nice. It turns out that they went to a party on Friday in St. Clair Shores, hosted by The Teacher. The Teacher is a 44 y/o guy that Jeff met and hooked up with at a Pet Shop Boys concert who never called Jeff back. Well the Teacher was there last night also. Then Jeff saw Gap Guy and his Ex Adam. So that was interesting. Claude came and I met Tim (finally) who is probably the nicest, smartest, funniest, hottest guy on earth who is attending Harvard Business for his MBA. Also, Ralph showed up and was drunk and is moving to NYC soon. Drag Queen Robert was there. "Ireland" was also there, but that boy needs to wear something to the clubs other than a sweatshirt that says Ireland. It was a fun night.

After the bar, Mike and I went to Detroit for the afterhours. We stayed a litte while and then I stayed at his place.

Today was Christmas Eve. It's pathetic that I'm the only one not in a relationship. I had fun though.

I've been thinking about Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs lately. It seems that I can't get past the first two rungs. I am barely surviving. I need to reach Self-Actualization more often otherwise I don't know what I'll do.

Today I noticed a large crease in my brow from scowling all the time. I need a change.