ACT II
RYAN [Calling HP]: Hi, my case was refered to the "Quality Department" and I was supposed to get a call in 24-48 hours, and I haven't heard anything.
VISHNU: Ok, let me put you on hold for 45 minutes.
RYAN: Wait, no!!!!
[45 minutes later]
RYAN [singing]: ...don't you know, things will change, things will go your way, if you hooooold on, for one more day, things will g--
VISHNU: Thank you for calling HP Technical support. How can I help you?
RYAN: I was on hold for 45 minutes!!! Where's my computer???? Let me talk to your supervisor.
VISHNU: Ok.
SUPERVISOR: Hi, we don't know where your computer is.
RYAN: What?
SUPERVISOR: Because your parents are dumb and sent it back without an order number, it is lost. I referred the case to my CASE MANAGER and he will call you in 24-48 hours. Oh, and he doesn't work on the weekend so he'll call you back on Tuesday, if you're lucky.
RYAN: I need my computer.
SUPERVISOR: I'm some guy working in India for $2 a day. I don't care. Plus, the CASE MANAGER is HP corporate and they'll have to look into it. I'm sorry, there is nothing that I can do.
RYAN: Ok. [Hangs up.] I am sad.
THE PIZZ: Don't be sad. The Pizz is here. The Civil Procedure professor that makes Discovery fun!
RYAN: Sorry, Pizz, I'm just not in the mood.
THE PIZZ: What about Interpleader? You like the interpleader?
RYAN: I don't even know what that is. *sigh* I'm just going to bed. G'night.
2 comments:
WTF is the interpleader? BTW, bummer that there is some Hindu god messing with your case.
You can't stop the bum rush.
Not sure why that came to mind, but I was compelled to write it and it's meant as a statement of support.
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