I saw "Flashdance" for the first time the other day. It wasn't that great. Strippers who weld, and welders who strip are hot. Now I've got "What a Feeling" running through my head as my personal soundtrack.
I think I have a cold, but I'm not really sick. I felt something weird in my lungs so I took an expectorant because I think that's supposed to make that go away. My lungs feel less rattlely now.
"Gloria Gloria I think I've got your number Gloria"
Somepeople make things all about them. They need to blog. It's like your little piece of cyberspace.
Tomorrow is the TNOF christmas party! Yay! I can't wait. I'm very excited. I don't know how long I'm going to stay or what I'll do afterwards. I'll probably just come back to Toledo and hang out here for a few days. Oh, I also need to shop for X-mas. Maybe I'll get up early and go shopping at Somerset or something on Friday. That would be fun.
"She's a maniac maniac on the floor, and she's dancing like a big old bloody whore"
Daytime television is so horrible. I saw the Tony Danza show and he is the most unfunny person a live. I hate him. You had two sitcoms now retire. I also hate the view. I hate Star Jones, sorry Star Reynolds because she got married and she's better than me and you and Jesus and she's evil witch. I hate how they all try and talk over each other. Stupid catty women. Why do real women watch them? They take all the bad stereotypes about women and act them out in real life. It's like the trans-generational Spice Girls. There is Geriatric Matriarchal Crone, Jolly Post-Menopausal Attention Whore, Morally Bombastic Femminazi Den Mother, Haughty Didactic Career-Girl Come Preacher's Wife, Submissive Blonde.
Geesh. I have too much hatred today.
" What a feeling. Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life."
I hate it when I'm "dancing for my life". Like when one day I'm in a diner just eating my breakfast and suddenly these guys come in and start snapping at me, and I'm like "Bring it on" and they do and they're like "you got served" and I'm like "oh yeah, it's on". Then somebody puts a quarter in the jukebox and they start playing something by the Bee Gees and then we have a dance off to the Bee Gees which is kind of hard. So I'm humpin' and shakin' and rollin' and poppin' and I find myself dancing for my life. What a feeling!
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I'm not sure if I've ever seen Flashdance, but I have the scene of the dancer pulling the water down on her and then dancing like a crazy person in my head, so I think I got the gist of it.
There's nothing wrong with disliking Tony Danza or Star Reynolds. Just don't let it fester and become an obsession. Leave time for hating other celebrities, like Nicolas Cage and Russel Crowe. Remember, the key to celebrity hatred is moderation!
Yeah, that's part of it. Then there is also the famous dance scene at the end where they play "What a Feeling" and she finally overcomes whatever obstacle it was. It was a strange movie. Anyway, J-Lo copied the dance scene in one of her latest videos and got in trouble for it or almost got in trouble. Unsure.
I will try to hate in Moderation. Russell Crowe, Nicolas Cage, there must be more, but I can't think of them right now...
I feel more like giving thanks than the whole being merry about chirstmas thing so work with me please....
What I am thankful for:
1. Ryan DD'ing my stupid ass
2. Ryan fixing my stupid bar messes
3. Ryan finding out everyones name that I cannot remember so I don't look like an ass
4. Ryan for not letting me get into my car at 1am while some creepo was walking up to the car, giving us the peace sign.
5. Ryan for driving away from aforementioned creepo instead of putting us in danger by trying to find out what he wanted -- rolling down the window, opening a door. etc.
6. Ryan for taking us to Tim Hortons and having our own little heart to heart in the parking lot.
I'd keep going but I fear there is an underworld of blog comment length rules that I'm not aware of and am breaking...
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