Last Time on The Diatribe....

Ryan, Jay and Mike went to the Necto. It rained really bad and the Necto was flooded and stuff. Mike met this guy and he played him for drinks. They played good music for a change.

Just when Ryan thought things couldn't get any worse...

Today I went and got my oil changed. I didn't get harrassed about a coolant flush or anything so I was happy. I went to Meijer to get some windsheild wiper refills. Some bastard stole the pages for Ford out of the book. So I went to Walmart. It's this new Walmart in Milford and they had the refills. I purchased them and when I was backing out of my parking space this guy freaked out. I thought I hit something. He said that my tire had a "bubble" I looked at it and the side of the tire was herniated. I thanked the man and promptly went to Discount Tire. It turns out that one tire had a "bubble" and the other was forming a "bubble" (you could see it) and so I needed both replaced. Mr. Tire said that it was due to pot holes. Thanks, Mr. Engler. So I got both replaced for a measley $250. I charged it (of course) and now I owe even more money. I've decided not to worry because 1) everything is predestined (see below) and 2) I know people who survive with $20,000 in credit card debt and I owe a lot less, so I'll be ok. It just seems like I can't get a break, ever.

In other news: I lost my mail key. I smell because my new deoderant doesn't work. My a/c doesn't work in my apartment. I'm moving in 40 days. I just went on a huge binge from the stress and sadness of my situation.

Now I'm getting ready to go to "Time" in Pontiac for Beckie's birthday. I hope she sips Bacardi like its her birthday.

Will Ryan learn to manage his stress? Will he have fun at "Time"? Will he get in an accident and need to buy a new car? Find out next time on The Diatribe!