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Last night on As The Necto Turns:

Jessica (friend of Jeff) who is getting married to Steve (brother of Hot Paul, who used to date Shelly Button before she became a lesbian) had her bachlorette party. Quite fun.

Tall Thin Girl (TTG) who is normally there with Cowboy wasn't there was Cowboy last night. Ok, they were both there, but not together. JMB pondered if they were "broken up". Did Cowboy lose his hag? Alas, it was revealed that TTG owns a pie shop *insert joke* and Cowboy used to work for her, but no longer does. Mystery Solved!

Flash back to my birthday last year, JMB made out with Will the House Painter. He turned out to be 44 years old. Well, he was making eyes at JMB who was freaking out slightly. JMB ran away, then WTHP started hitting on JMA, slighty. We fled.

JMA became obsessed with Embiggens who was about 300 lbs of pure muscle. His shoulders were probably 70 inches. +100 points. So we stalked him all night. Then he took off his shirt. +50 Then he turned around and had an Ankh tattoo on his shoulder blade. -20 Then he talked and had kind of a higher lispy voice. -30 Then JMA checked the package. (Not really)

Then we found Puppy 2: Back in the Habit. AND Puppy 1 was there, and was much less cracked out. Puppy 2 is about 5'3 and weighs about a buck 10. He is a wee one. His shirt was an extra small, but it was baggy on him.

And Hugs and Tugs were both there. JMB and I have not seen Tugs in months.

JMA started talking to his neighbors J&J. He saw them briefly but never talked to them. They seem very nice. In the building of JMA's condo there are two possible lebsbian couples, one gay couple, and two gay roommates. It's like there was a zoning ordinance. Coincidence they are near an Alpaca Farm?

There was some dancing. Got felt up my Mr. Drunkerson. Less than hot, but pretty amusing. I invited M to go, but he never showed up. I don't know what I think about that. I didn't expect him to be there, but I wanted him to be there.

Overall, it was a very fun night.