Fight For Your Right to Blog

Timeline:

Woke up at 9am on a Saturday after going to bed at 4am. Weird. Not tired.

Listened to Hooverphonic (continuing now)

Made Coffee

Applied Grapeseed Peel-off Masque

Removed Masque, gently

Drank Coffee on and off

Initiated unibrow prevention procedures though plucking manuever

Trimmed beard and facial hair

Applied mud masque, roughly

Realized hair looks best when just waking up and shower ruins appearance

Watched some celebrity poker showdown*

Washed dishes

Organized tupperware cupboard

Picked up trash

Washed more dishes

Still washing dishes

Why do I have so many dishes?

Why are there plates under my futon?

Made squash and refrigerated for later

Made couscous and refrigerated for later

Made ranch-aigre**

Forgot about mud masque and still haven't removed it, hoping sins will be sucked through pores by mud masque

* Ok, so on CPS Dave Foley acted like he was drunk. The editing sucked. Andy Dick left the losers lounge and didn't return for the rest of the show. Robin Tunney from the Craft one. If I was on the show I would take out a picture of Robin Tunney and a ribbon and start saying "I bind you Robin Tunney, I bind you from playing poker and I bind you from taking my money". Repeat.

** Ranch-aigre = Ranch + Vinaigre. It's my concoction where it makes good dressing (Ranch) less caloric. Someone just told me they do the same thing and they gave it that name. I found it amusing.