Apr 12, 2006

Groove Is In The Blog

Today, I was driving past a spot where there was a fatal crash last week. It made me very sad, and scared because it's a main road and the speed limit is 45 mph. The woman who died was not at fault. Then I thought about getting in an accident (which I have been known to do). I thought about what I would do if I lost an eye. I decided I'd have to get like 100 eyepatches and wear them all the time. I'd have one for every occasion and then some. It would be great. Is there a place to buy custom eyepatches?

I had a dream last night that Beckie and I both worked at Meijers as cashiers. I was freaking out because I thought I got fired because I forgot to go for a week. It turns out they didn't care too much. The dream was horrible though because I remember being by the time clock, and scanning groceries. Dreadful. I don't know what this dream means. Am I scared that lawyering will be like Meijer? Will Beckie and I work at Meijer together? Should I stop taking hallucinagens before bed. Meijer also had a really gross bathroom. I don't know why but I dream about bathrooms alot. Not that anything is going on in them, not even the normal stuff, they are just the frequent backdrop for my dreams.

Maybe I should have an LED installed in my eye so when I lift up the patch, there is a blinding light. That would TOTALLY freak people out.

I'd also like to publically state that someone (you know who you are) should buy a map, because 696 and 96 are not the same.

Ok. Time for bed.