Wuthering Blogs

I just went out to my car to get something out of it. The man in one of the bottom floor apartments was standing outside in only pajama bottoms. He was putting a pink bath towel over the airconditioner sticking out of the wall. I thought maybe he was doing this to stop animals from living in the space between the wall and the air conditioner because I think they do that hear mine. So I get the stuff out of my car and as I'm walking back in, I see him arranging a stuffed unicorn and a polar bear on top of the air conditioner. I thought maybe he was using it to hold down the towel, but I thought that would be pretty in effective. Then he takes out his digital camera and starts photographing the unicorn and bear on the pink towel over the air conditioner. I don't know if I should be freaked out or what.

Last night I went to my sisters apartment in Ypsi. It was fun. She has a new dog which hates men, and black people. The dog, Abbey, barked a lot. Luckily the dog is very cute so it's eventually forgiveable. The dog is a chocolate lab/greyhound mix. After a while we went to the "Diamondback" which is a country/western bar. They had a costume contest but it was so crowded it was not enjoyable. We quickly left. My sister's friends had been drinking tequilla and we very drunk by the time we got home.

Then I went to the Ninja's party where Jenn was. He lives in Ypsi by the big dildo thing. He had a party with quite a few people there. It was fun. When I got there the Ninja introduced me to people. He said that I should be able to see now why he doesn't get a long with my friends. He said that my friends drink fishbowls and his friends drink sh*tloads. I didn't know what he was talking about at all. I was kind of offended. He doesn't even know my friends. So I told Jenn. Jenn proceeded to question the Ninja about it shortly thereafter. He said that he just hated that one "Tiki" bar, with the fishbowls, and the mayflies and that croatian guy. After a few minutes, I realized he was talking about the "Sands" and how he hated it. I still don't know who the croatian person was. Anyway, I told him 1) I'd never been there, so I didn't know what it was like 2) it was kind of lame, but not that bad 3) get over it, you haven't been there in 6 months, and you'll never have to go again. I just couldn't believe that he was still upset over that. And it makes me even more mad because he was pouting that whole night (I remember and so will others) just because it was a stupid bar. Get over it! He could have used the time to make friends, talk to people, but instead his was stuck up and pouting and being rude.

I'm just sharing right now. I don't dislike the Ninja at all. I like him. I was just stunned that he brought this up in October when we went to that bar in May.

Anyway, the party was fun. Jenn said that the Ninja and friends have a tendency to show off. There was a punching bag in the hallway, and everyone kept showing off. I called the punching bag "creepy" once because I said that I never want to be "that guy" who gets drunk and works out. Then this Ren Faire/Gothy weird goatee guy asked me why it was creepy and so I said, "Because Jesus said so". Then he explained to me the nature of God, Religion and the Universe. It was almost as bad as the time this guy Jenn was seeing told Jay and I that 1) numbers don't exist and 2) the universe is like ants in pipe within a pipe and between the two pipes is peanut butter. I'm not lying.

Moving forward, Jenn and the Ninja decided to spar and the Ninja kicked Jenn and hurt her. Then there was discussion and pissiness, and more discussion, then I noticed that the refrigerator was made by GM which is weird. Then more discussion. Then I went home.

Then I slept.

The End.

Addendum: Beckie's right. It was "Waves", but I think he said "Sands" and I knew it was something like that. I thought it might have been "Shores", but I think it's in St. Clair Shores, so that's probably why I thought that. Anyway, it's not the best place ever, but even if you didn't like it, don't keep bringing it up 3 years later.