I *heart* Questionnaires!

1. What is your full name?
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Bananafanabobesca III

2. What color pants are you wearing?
Blue

3. What are you listening to right now?
Wilco

4. What is the last thing you ate?
Mongoloid BBQ

5. Do you wish on stars?
sometimes

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
periwinkle

7. How is the weather right now?
fine thanks, you?

8. Last person you talked to on the phone?
I don't remember

9. Do you like the person who sent you this?
no

10. How are you today?
fine but overcast

11. Favorite drink?
swank motel

12. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Taco Shot

13. Favorite sport?
Soccer

14. Hair color?
Clearish

15. Eye color?
Blue

16. Do you wear contacts?
Only to improve my vision so I can see better


17. # of siblings?
69

18. Favorite month?
Ramadan

19. Favorite food?
Babies

20. Last movie you watched?
Food of Love

21. Favorite musical group?
James

22. What do you do to vent or release your anger?
make out with ugly people then mock them, then give them hugs and then make out with them, then mock them, then give them hugs

23. What was your favorite toy as a child?
legos

24. Summer or winter?
Bingo!

25. Hugs or kisses
Oral Hugs

26. Chocolate or vanilla?
This is too racially charged for me

27. Do you want your friends to email you back?
No. He/she is dead to me!

28. Who is the most likely to respond?
Jesus

29. Who is least likely to respond?
The Holy Ghost (bitch)

30. Living arrangements?
Slumming in T-town

31. When was the last time you cried?
February 3, 1959 - the day the music died, au revoir Madame Tarte Americaine!

32. What is under your bed?
Mexicans

33. Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Jay

34. What did you do last night?
Killed a man with only a word.

36. What inspires you?
Ziggy

37. What are you afraid of?
Clown, Drag Queens, Mimes, Republicans, Spider Monkeys, Vaginas

38. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn?
I hate you and I hate your ass face!

39. Favorite car?
Carnie Wilson

40. Favorite flower?
Enriched Semolina

41. Number of keys on your key ring?
2 Gazillion

42. Can you juggle?
a little

43. Favorite day of the week?
Hump Day or Oral Day

44. What did you do on your last birthday?
Acknowleged one more complete revolution of the earth around the sun since the day of my birth

45. Do you own a donor card?
no, it's not really neccessary

46. What does your spouse/significant other (if
applicable) like to doin their free-time?
Hookin'

47. Any children?
Do I have children? I'm sure I have them somewhere. I haven't checked lately though.