This is what Dan Savage would do to Mary Cheney if he was forced to marry a woman by a US Constitution: "I wouldn't beat her (I reserve that for people I like), but I would pee on the toilet seat every morning, fart under the covers every night, and remind her at every opportunity that she's the most despised American lesbian since Mamie Eisenhower"
I don't know why but "Mamie Eisenhower" or "Harry S. Truman" always make me giggle.
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