I had a dream

I had the weirdest dream last night. First, I dreamed that the Golden Girls moved into a new house. I don't know why, but they did and it was very nice.

Then I dreamed that my sister moved to Seattle and it was in a house that looked just like the new Golden Girls house. I don't know why but she did.

My parents and I went to visit my sister in Seattle and while we were there we traveled around Washington State. At one point my father was driving and he got pulled over by the customs police. It turned out that we crossed into Canada without knowing it and without checking in. We explained to the customs lady what had happened. She reached into her pocket and pulled out 4 red stones and gave one to each of us. She explained that red represented purity. Then she told us to cast the stones of purity into the waters of Canada and we'll be free to go. So we did.

We came across this town called Cornelia or something and this is wear the dream gets really weird and confusing. At some point we split up and we're walking through the town of Cornelia. I'm no longer with my family but three strangers. I'm walking with this Older Gentleman around the town. We entered a church accidentally just in time for "benediction" and the old man asks to stay until the end. For some reason all the women in church were wearing first communion dresses but appropriately sized. Then we left the church.

We walked through the town which had a medieval feel. We came out to this large court yard and they were getting ready for a wedding. A polka band played in the court yard. We passed through and tried to get back to the car.

Ok, and this is the part I don't understand. I was with the old guy and a younger woman and younger man. Each had a different part of the body that secreted an oil that if you touched it they would control them. So if you touched the old guy's head, he could control you. Or at least that's what we thought. One had an oily head, one had an oily torso and arms, and one had oily legs. I had to figure out who had the oil on which body part.

Towards the end I figured out that the younger man had already got control of the younger woman. And we assumed that the old man had the oily head, but it may have been false. And he may have been controlling the situation the whole time. Because he wanted to make his entire body covered with the oil so he could control anyone he touches.

Just when I think I would have solved this mad caper, Jeff came in and woke me up.