Just Answer the Question

Can you fill this out without lying?

RULES - Copy, paste, and fill out in your notes section (created on your profile page). Then, tag your friends, including me.

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Can you fill this out without lying?
Unlikely.

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
A small live bird. See, I already lied!

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
No, yuck.

Where was your profile picture taken?
As I was going over Niagara Falls in a sauce pan.

Can you play guitar hero?
Yes, and I like it, but I am not an expert.

Name someone that made you laugh today?
It was NOT Regis Philbin.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
10:30, because I was tired.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Possibly.....

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Ew, no. Do people still go to fireworks?

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Jeremy

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Yes.

Calling or texting?
Telegraphing!

When was the last time you cried really hard?
Eh, a few weeks ago? Maybe.

Where are you right now?
The porch of my parents house looking out at the lake.

What bed did you sleep in last night?
My sisters old bed at my parents' house.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Dinner and a Hooker.

Who took your profile picture?
Don't know.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
I don't remember.

Was yesterday better than today?
All are the same.

Are you mad about anything?
I'm mad about you, you're mad about me, babe.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Eh. Depends on the relationship.

Are you a bad influence?
Never!

Night out or night in?
Out.

What items could you not go without during the day?
Protractor, Sextant, Telegraph, Viewbox, Snarkometer

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
I hate you and I hate your assface!

How do you feel about your life right now?
Eh.

Do you hate anyone?
I hate many. You know who you are. Oh, you aren't reading this because you defriended me from Facebook. Oh well. I bet you could guess though.

If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
People who should use my real email address.

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Of course. I don't use the drugs. Wait, I do, but I have prescriptions for them.

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
I'm sure because I'm confused with perfection a lot.

What song is stuck in your head ?
Final Countdown

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
Jesus, and he better be telling me about the second coming before everyone else.

Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
I don't think I can. Ew.

Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Start training for the Iron Man. Ha ha ahaahaha.

Do you think too much or too little?
Too much. Always too much.

Do you smile a lot?
Maybe? I scowl more.

Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
Unknown.

What was the last book you read?
The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman

Is there something you always wear?
A scarf. Not really, but I should.

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Same thing I'm doing now.

Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Eh. It was boring, but I read a lot.

Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.

Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes.

Are you wearing a necklace / Chain?
No. Ew. Gross.

Are you an emotional person?
I am a rock, I am an island.

What's something that can always make you feel better?
No.

Will this weekend be a good one?
It has potential, if I can avoid the cars.

What do you want right now?
Food

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
Yes.

Have you ever worked in a food place?
Lick-it-tee-split

Does anyone know your facebook password?
No. It's sneaky.