I Want A Dog

The other day a co-worker asked me if I was "hooked-up" yet, and I said no. She then said she wanted to set me up with someone.

In order for a co-worker to set me up with someone, she sent me his myspace profile address. He's a waiter at Cracker Barrel. I thought gays got fired for working at CB, but who knows.

I wish I wasn't so bad at this. All I want is a dog.