Catch the Wave OR Bar Application is Scary

I'm filling out my bar application today. It's so confusing. I don't know what I have to do at all. I'm freaking out so much right now. At least I've never had any trouble with the law so I don't have to fill out a lot of stuff. I do have to write every place I've ever lived. That's 3 dorms, 4 apartment complexes and my parents. It's a good thing I have a good memory and the internet. How would you do this without the internet? I also have to list every place I've worked in the last 10 years. So that's every place I've ever worked. Including some company in Jackson I worked for 2 weeks and I can't even remember the name now. Argh.

I'm totally freaking out. Being forced to go over your entire life and then swearing an oath is scary. Really scary. Why so scary? I don't know. It shouldn't be but it is.

In other news, I haven't eaten anything for 2.5 days. Why? I don't know, I think I'm crazy. I'd say I was "fasting" but I'm not really fasting, I just haven't had solid food and only black coffee and alcohol. So pretty much I'm doing the worst thing I can to my body? Yes. Oh, but I take fish oil every day so it's like I subscribe to Dr. McGillicutty's Fish Oil Eternal Youth Potion Caplets. I can't wait until they say fish oil causes brain tumors. Wah wah wahhhhhh.

I went out for Jeff's birthday last night. Jeff has a friend from High School who goes to Ave Maria Law School and is dating a guy who is like President of the Militant Republican Fascism Oppression Brigade or something weird. I SO wanted to tell him that the last time I saw his girlfriend she stuck her tongue down my throat. I hung out with Jeff's friend Michael who is currently living in Gross Point Park. We talked about the Tap Room. In a strange coincidence, Michael is friends with Pie Girl (Ashley who makes pies in Brighton) who is a Necto regular who used to work with Blazer Guy. Anyway, it was an interesting evening. I had fun. Oh, and Jeffrey is moving to Royal Oak, on 11 mile between Main and Woodward.

This means that the Moving AND the Coupling has begun. Everyone moving and coupling at the same time. Catch the wave kids.