Ok, so I tried the mobile blogging feature or "moblogging" for the kids. It works swell! This means that I can now take pictures of peoples fat asses on my phone, and blog them. I could even have a "fat ass" blog. I will sell the fat ass pictures to news programs so Good Morning America, or GMA for the kids, can use my pictures whenever they are talking about fat people, and they have evidence that fat people do exist. Will people notice that their fat asses are plastered across america? What happens when I get a Moblogging Fat Ass installation at the Museum of Modern Art? How will they prove it's their fat ass, and not someone else's? Are their damages? Even if they knew it was their fat ass, no one else probably would. Maybe crazy people who memorize fat asses. They would probably need an expert fatassologist to say it was their fat ass. I would get my opposing fatassologist, and it would be a war of the experts. Maybe we should start wearing our names on our fat asses so if our our fat ass gets caught in a moblog we can sue more easily. It would be great if GMA used the image so we can sue Diane Sawyer. She would get depressed and get a really big fat ass. Then someone would moblog it and sell it to the Star, or Sun or Quasar (take your pick!) and the cycle would perpetuate.
What a wonderful world! Cue the music!
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