Blog of Consent

First day of class is a week from Monday. August 21.

Last weekend was the cottage. I honestly did not have any beverage that did not contain some alcohol. I had mimosas, cape codders, vodka w/ strawberry-lime soda, pomtinis, a "beckie", Labatt Blue, Labatt Blue Light. I think that's all.

The "beckie" made me puke. I don't know why because it was pretty much vodka. I'll say that it was partially because I was drinking all day. I don't blame Beckie at all. She was clearly trying to be nice because there was no pickle juice in the shot.

Jessica fell out of bed three times. She punched me once (on accident) and woke me up. She doesn't remember.

This week was pretty slow. The Colleague, the Conquistador and I went to see a comedian. It was pretty funny. It only cost $3 too! It was College night and they had open mic before the "real" comics. The first guy was horrible. The second guy was really funny. I actually liked him.

NOTE: A whole set about having sex with a condom is not so funny.

Tomorrow I have been invited to three parties. All start around 7pm. I'm going to make an appearance at most. They should be fun.

Next Saturday is the new June 10th.

I watched Project Runway last night. It was pretty good. There was a lot of funny stuff: Laura quacking, Kayne's model, Bradley not knowing who Cher was. There was a lot of not funny stuff: Robert's outfit, Angela actually doing well, Vincent still not getting kicked off.

I don't have any plans tonight. I'll probably just stay home. It should be relaxing.