Total Eclipse of the Blog

Guess who owes a hospital $1500? Me. I hate hospitals and insurance. Where's my socialized health care system?

So I found out today that I don't mind finding hair in my food. I pulled it out and continued eating. It clearly was not mine. It may be Jenn's because her hair follows me everywhere.

I love shopping in July because everything is on clearance. I just bought a TON of new clothes.

What is up with me meeting guys named Andrew who cook? It's only two, but that's a little weird.

The clerk today in court complemented my shirt. This is good because he's a great dresser. I wish I had more money to buy suits.

I realized I don't understand insurance law, and I really don't want to have anything to do with it. Of course, you need to know it for any kind of tort law, because that's really the only way you'll get paid.

Summer is going by so fast. It's very sad.

Only two months until my sister's wedding. Scary.

Project Runway III has started! I dislike Jeffrey and Malan. Stacey got voted off which was good, because the girl couldn't even use a sewing machine! Beckie and I both like Robert. He should have won the first challenge.

Last weekend was fun. I saw Superman with Jenn. I went to Bosco w/ Jenn and Beckie. I had a Cappebarra and a Martini. Full Asian Mike bought me a shot. F.A.M. is so nice. We went to Soho also. And Monkey Bar (formerly Q) which had 20 people in it and two were 40 year old bar flies dancing to Rick Springfiled. Even Spin Doctors couldn't keep us in the bar. Then Jenn Beckie, F.A.M., H.A.M (Half-Asian Mike aka Mike K.) and Austin and I went to National Coney Island. Then we went home.

Jenn bought a Breathalyzer and we used it. After two strong drinks I only blew 0.01 which was awesome. Jenn and Beckie were over the limit. :D

I am hungry and want to go home.