Oy! Drama at the law school! Ok so here's what went down last night. I went to the bar review after going to Deja Vu to study. At the bar review, I started talking with Wensleydale about his off-shore oil operation, and he told me that his girlfriend, Glinda went behind his back and bought controlling interest in his corporation, through several annonymous investors, replaced him as CEO and then sold the entire corporation to China. Then it was revealed that Cindy was really Wen's sister but neither of them knew it and they slept together in college, and she had a child, and it might be his. But she wasn't sure, it could also have been the Algerian ambassador back in 2000. But it was awful because her baby got stolen by a bunch of Algerian nationalists and they haven't seen it since. She also got dental work done, and it looks great. Well, when Cin's college boyfriend Dirk found out that Cin and Wen were brother and sister, he made a confession, that he and Wen slept together too. Wen was mortified that Dirk told everyone and left. Cin and Dirk then got in a huge fight in the corner of the bar. Kip went over to calm them down. But Kip's boyfriend Digby got jealous because Kip was talking to Dirk, and so he went off and started making out will Lilly who has bad hair and HPV. Kip saw Dig and Lilly making out and ran over to stop it, but slipped on a used condom and now is in a coma. Digby felt awful and just cried over Kip's body until the paramedics arrived. Lilly got bored and went home with Juan. Cin and Dirk then had a change of heart and got back together. So after everything calmed down I went to go tell Wen what went down. We went to the cemetary and fell asleep among the tombstones.
The other day I was in Meijer and was pushing my cart down the main aisle, when I got cut off by a guy in a RonJon shirt. RonJon Surf Shop! WTF? I remember when that was cool, but that was like 15 years ago. Do people still go there? Why did that man choose to wear that shirt? It made me tremble.
The Colleague and I think it's funny that when you go to Max and Erma's they think they're like a nice restaurant because they serve wine and ask if you've ever been there before. Come on!
I want to know who the mystery person feeding the Wixom Vixen is. I wonder if it's a kinky sexual thing...
The other day I was playing hearts on the computer, and I almost won, but then that b*tch Pauline shot the moon and won by two points. I hate her.
On iTunes music store they have a Killers tribute CD. Aren't they a little new for that? In the store the other day I saw the Killer's Special Edition CD with three previously unreleased songs. I want those songs but I'm not buying the CD again.
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