Longest Stupidest Survey in the World

Your name - Ryan
Age - 26
Height - 5'10
Natural hair colour - Light brown
Eye colour - Blue
Number of siblings - 1
Glasses/contacts - Contacts
Piercings - None
Tattoos - None
Braces - None
FAVOURITE Colour - Blue
Band - James
Song - Don't know
Stuffed animal - Mickey Mouse I had since I was one, or Swiftheart Rabbit
Video game - FFXI
TV show - Alias
Movie - Jeffrey
Book - Harry Potter Books/A Home At The End of the World/Anything by David Eddings
Food - Chinese/Sushi/Almost Anything
Flower - Chrysanthemum
Scent - Baking Bread
Animal - Otter
Comic book - X-Men et All
Cereal - Corn Chex
Website - google.com
Cartoon - Dinosaucers
DO YOU Play an instrument? NO
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week? NO
Like to sing? Yes, but I'm crap at it
Have a job? No!
Have a cell phone? Yes
Like to play sports? Not really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No
Have a crush on someone? Probably
Live somewhere NOT in the united states? No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house? No, only one
Have any special talents/skills? I'm empathic
Excercise daily? No, but I should....
Like school? Yes, very much
Sing the alphabet backwards? No, but I can say it backwards
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes? Ummm...like "on toe" in ballet? no
Speak any other languages? Yes, French
Go a day without food? Yes
Stay up for more than 24 hours? Yes
Read music, not just tabs? No
Roll your tongue? No
Eat a whole pizza? Maybe, don't know
HAVE YOU EVER Snuck out of the house? Yes
Cried to get out of trouble? Probably
Gotten lost in your city? Yes
Seen a shooting star? Yes, many
Been to any other countries besides the united states? Yes, several in Europe
Had a serious surgery? A few, kidney stone removal/left orchiectomy
Stolen something important to someone else? NO
Solved a rubiks cube? Never played with one for more than 10 minutes
Gone out in public in your pajamas? Yes
Cried over a girl? Maybe
Cried over a boy? Yes
Kissed a random stranger? No
Hugged a random stranger? No
Been in a fist fight? No
Been arrested? No
Done drugs? No
Had alcohol? Yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose? No
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator? Yes, and got in trouble
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc? No
Swore at your parents? Yes
Been to warped tour? No
Kicked a guy where it hurts? No
Been in love? No
Been close to love? No
Been to a casino? Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes, my arm
Gotten stitches? Yes
Had a waterballoon fight in winter? No, that's stupid
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour? Eww, no
Made homemade muffins? Yes
Bitten someone? yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld? Disneyworld More than 5 times? About 5 times.
Been to niagra falls? Yes
Burped in someones face? No
Gotten the chicken pox? Yes
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU Brushed your teeth - Yesterday, just got up
Went to the bathroom - A little while ago
Saw A Movie In Theaters - 3 Days Ago, Batman Begins
Read a book - A few weeks ago
Had a snow day - A long time ago
Had a party - Over a year ago
Had a slumber party - don't know
Made fun of someone - 3 seconds ago, making fun of who wrote this
Tripped in front of someone - don't knwo
Went to the grocery store - A week ago
Got sick - A while ago
Cursed – Yesterday
PICK ONE Fruit/vegetables - Fruit
Black/white - Black
Lights on/lights off - On?
TV/movie - Movie
Car/truck - Car
Body spray/lotion - Lotion
Cash/check - Cash
Pillows/blankets - Pillows
Headache/stomach ache - Headache
Paint/charcoal - Paint
Chinese food/mexican food - Chinese
Summer/winter - Summer
Snow/rain - Rain
Fog/misty - Fog
Rock/rap - Rock
Meat/vegetarian - Meat
Boy/girl - Boy
Chocolate/vanilla - Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing - Icing
Cake/pie - Cake AND Pie
French toast/french fries - French Fries
Strawberries/blueberries - Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool - Ocean
Hugs/kisses - Neither
Cookies/muffins - Cookies
Wallet/pocket - Cigarette Case
Window/door - Portal
Emo/goth - Gothmo
Pink/purple - Pink
Cat/dog - Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve - Depends
Pants/shorts - Depends
Winter break/spring break - Winter break
Spring/autumn - Autumn
Clouds/clear sky - Clear Sky
Moon/mars - Moon
FRIENDSHIP How many friends do you have? Alot
What are their names? Jay Jenn Jessica Beckie Mike Dan Chris John Julie Sarah Jackie BethTheColleague Steve Tim Mike Jack Jason Jeff and many more! Do you have a best friend? Yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends? Yes
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends? Guy, but half are gay, so that kind of skews the count, doesn't it?
Have you ever lost a friend? No, thank god.
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend? Yes
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend? The Bruce Witch
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend? Oh yes. My philosophy is if its not worth fighting with a friend, it's not worth having him/her as a friend
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend? Buy a house in Malibu
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you? Buy me a stripper
Do you miss any of your old friends? Yes, sometimes, but friends expire like everything else. I don't regret moving on.
What friend have you known the longest? Jay
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend? Yes
If so, what is it? I said some mean things, let my emotions get the best of me, and refused to talk to him for a year
How often do you spend time with your friends? Often
Do any of your friends drive? They all drive, you stupid 12 year old. Why am I doing this?
Has a friend of yours ever died? No.
Whats the dumbest thing you've done with a friend? Steal a traffic barrel and put it in another friends yard.
What do you think your friends think of you? They probably think I'm a bit of a prat with the emotional age of 5, but I'm really fun to be around and I'm a good listener. Oh, and I think I say things that are honest, but not very nice. I should stop that.
Have you ever been in love? No
If you have, with who?
Are you single? Yes
Are you in a relationship? No, I'm single. Geesh.
If so, for how long?
Do you believe there is someone for everyone? I think that everyone could find someone, is that the same?
What is your idea of the best date? Coffee and Conversation
What was your first kiss like? Wet
How old were you when you got your first kiss? 15 or so. Not sure.
Do you think love is a load of shit? No.
Have you ever been dumped? No.
Have you ever dumped someone? No
WORD ASSOCIATION Slippers - Feet
Hat - Head
Hard - *edited for PG audience*
Free - World
Space - Time
Taste - Smell
Good charlotte - Prats
Red - Sky
Deep - Throat
Heart - Beat
Cord - Guitar
Cheese - Wisconsin
Rain - Man
Work - Hell
Pedal - Bicycle
Head - Hat
Bed - Bugs
Fluff - Drugs
Hardcore - Porn
Race - Lance Armstrong
Knife - Spoon
SILLY STUFF What is your favourite genre of music? Rock/Pop/New Wave/Electronica/Dance
What time is it now? 2:47
What day is it? Monday, Monday, Monday
Whens the last time you called someone? Yesterday
How much money do you have right now? $3.50
Are you hungry? Yes
Whatcha doin? Filling out this stupid thing
Do you like parades? NO NO NO
Do you like the moon? Yeah, we're pretty good friends, but ever since she got a girlfriend she hasn't been around much
What are you going to do when youre done with this? Clean
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over? Not really
If you could have any magical power what would it be? Telekinesis
Have you ever had a picnic? Yes
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young? No, I was fat
What about sock em boppers? WTF?
Are you wearing any socks right now? No
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE funny? Yes
pretty? No
sarcastic? Yes
lazy? sometimes
hyper? Not really
friendly? Very
evil? No
smart? Yes
strong? No
talented? Yes
dorky? Yes
FOR OR AGAINST: suicide - against, who's really for it?
love - for
drunk drivers - against
airplanes - for
war - against
canada - for, even though it's such a menace
united states - for
rock music - for
gay marriage - for
school - for
surveys - for
parents - for
cars - for
killing - against
britney spears - against
coffee - for
pants - for
WOULD YOU EVER: Sky dive? no
Play strip poker? yes
Run away? no
Curse at a teacher? no
Not take a shower for a week? maybe
Ask someone out? yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you? yes
Visit a foreign country for more than a month? yes
Go scuba diving? yes
Write a book? yes
Become a rockstar? no
Have casual sex? yes
LAST QUESTIONS: What shampoo do you use? Jason all natural apricot
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex? yesterday
What kind of computer do you have? HP Pavillion Laptop
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies? NO!
Or just make out? No.
How many posters do you have in your room? Zero
How many cds do you have? Hundredts
What time is it now? 2:52