I had a dream last night that cost of living was measured by the cost of Chicken McNuggets. For example, in Ann Arbor chicken mcnuggets are $2 for six but in Toledo there are 10 for $2. I don't know why it matters so much.
I used to like Ty Pennington on Trading Spaces, but now that he's everywhere I think he's so annoying. Maybe I don't like him because he's the spokesperson for Sears, and I have an aversion to Sears. Except Sears Canada where it is a totally different store. I wonder what they're going to call the new Sears-K-Mart corporation. And I wonder what they're going to call the Sears Tower. Sears Tower is so much better than the K-Mart Tower.
What is up with the snow? I don't understand how one day it can be 80 and 3 days later its 30. I bite my tongue in the general direction of the weather.
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My parents watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, and every time, my dad gets really aggravated by how much Ty shouts.
Beckie
I'm so moving somewhere else, eventually. Stupid Smapril weather. It's April Showers! Not April Snow Showers! Argghh.
What is Smapril? I don't get it. I hate Ty's new commercial where it talks about the fork he designed and makes it sound like he reinvented the wheel. It's a fork! Stick in it in your eye and leave us alone!
I have to say I'm over Ty too. He was way hotter on Trading Spaces. Way less annoying too, since he hardly got to talk and the producers would do stuff to get his shirt off for no reason. "Hey Ty! Try out that new hot tub!" Brilliant ;)
Arg...double post....
I don't know what Smapril is either.
I think with Ty we should all learn that hot carpenter does not make a great TV personality. But maybe his show gets good ratings or something, I don't know.
All I do know is that man should never be given a voice amplification device. I keep hiding them, but he finds them every sunday.
Smapril is the month that is after Smarch. It involves crappy weather mostly.
My mom and sister watch EM:HE every week, and cry when they reveal the house to the people.
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