Went to see strippers last night. There was "wrestling". Anyway I was watching and this woman looked at me and asked "What are you doing here?" and I asked her what she meant. Her stare itself gave me an STD. She looked like a hooker stuck in the 80s. Her friend with the longest femullet was videotaping the show. Her other friend had a ponytail on top of her head. Chilling. Anyway, she looked at this other guy and said "Aren't you too old to be watching this?" He was fiftyish. Then "She said why aren't you at your house making child pornography with some ni**er." He threw his drink on her. She threw it on him 20 seconds after he walked away, clearly missing him. She was cracked out. I was scared. Wrestling over. Proceeded to the next strip club. Fight broke out. It was dramatic. That's why you don't go to detroit too often.
Earlier the gang went to Bahama Breeze. We called @ 7 and put our name in and they said our table would be ready @ 8:30. We drink, and wait for a table, and wait and wait and wait and got seated @ 9:30, then it took 45 minutes to get out food. Luckily Jason & Jack complained and the manager came over and gave us dinner for free. We stilled tipped, so a meal for only $3 was not bad.
I should be studying, but I don't want to!
I still want to buy an ibook. Jay said that MS Longhorn will be just like OS X Tiger. It probably won't be. Why can't I have the best of both worlds? Bah!
Jenn & Beckie & Aimee supposedly hung out for Susan's birthday last night. I hope they had fun. I think there needs to be a party soon. A TNOF party. I think that Mike should have it at his house. He likes to BBQ and we can have a pinata again, this time with Ashlee Simpson or something. I like pinatas. I'll bring a nice pasta salad. Or VodkaMelon. Mmm.... I miss the TNOF gang. In many ways I'm still sad that I didn't get into WSU because I'm out of the loop. But I miss the detroit area and I'm going to have to practice in the area. I've decided I don't want to move away from Michigan. I like it there.
Maybe I'll have a lake party @ my parents house. We have a pontoon boat, and a lake and a grill. Would the TNOFers & others who read this like to go to brooklyn, MI for a party or is that too far? It's about 1h15 from Novi. Let me know if you think it's a good/bad idea. Remember, my sister will probably come AND I could probably get her to invite her cute single friends....
I can't wait for it to be summer. It will be great. Sunshine. Heat. Cottages. Lakes. Parties.
I think it's funny that I have a group of friends with the name TNOF. I hear Beckie cringe a state away....
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Ryan, I think you have the power to make others throw drinks. It sounds like you do not have the power under control lately. Practice makes it easier to "destroy" people.
As for the Brooklyn par-tay, I think it sounds like a good idea.
I would definately drive out to Brooklyn for a lake party. That would be awesome. And strippers? Craziness.
Oh, and you'll be waiting until 2006 sometime for Longhorn. At least that's the last I heard. It could have been pushed back again and I mightn't have heard.
Yeah, that's what I figured. I am going to look into the iBook and think about it. I have no money for it, but my computer is making me so angry. Argh!!!!
Sorry I turned down the stripping opportunity. I mean.... the going to see strippers opportunity.... You should have a party. I will come and bring my single friends! I have a group of friends called the Saved By The Bell Gang. And true to form the sad soul we found similar to screech went nowhere in life, just like Dustin Diamond. Friends with acronyms are fun.
The Colleague.
I would go to Brooklyn for lakes. Thanks for offering! Cringe. Just kidding.
Aimee didn't end up coming, but we did have a good time. Center Street is a cool place, if not a bit expensive. I'm glad you didn't get an STD from the dirty D-town whore.
Beckie
I will plan a Lake Party and let everyone know. It probably won't be until July/August.
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