I think every thing that could be said about the State of the Union could be said by everyone else. But here are some quesitions:
Why doesn't the country care about the state of my union?
Who was the secretary that didn't attend that would become president if the capital got bombed and everyone died?
Why did the after-SOTU commentaries keep comparing the SOTU to Parliament? It ain't parliament kids. I wish it was. That way there would be MPs throwing babies, cherries, and cricket balls at them while giving the President raspberries and drinking tea. It would be MUCH more interesting. Oh and crumpets! Let's ditch the hot-bicameral action for some hot crumpet and scone action. Mmmm....
Even Parliament Canada is better than Congress. Why does everything in Canada have to end with Canada? Like, Agri-Food Canada, Sport Canada, Oral-sex Canada, Arby's Canada. And every apostrophe has a maple leaf. I think a hockey stick is more like an apostrophe and really more appropriate. I wonder if they have a State of the Union Canada....
Yesterday in contracts we had to sing a song called 8 ways to avoid enforcement to the tune of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. I've never heard the original song. I also opened a case in contracts, so I don't have to open one for the rest of the year. Yip!
Must go to property, in deed. Yay, puns!
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Personally, I think Oral-Sex Canada is WAY overrated. Perhaps if the hyphen were replaced with a maple leaf it would be more appealing...I never really considered that before. I'll have to hold judgement until I have more ponderin' time.
I think the fact that you had to sing in law school it hillarious. U go zaney contracts professor dude!
War on terror! These colors never run!
He looks an awful lot like a chimp.
Beckie
Stupid not being able to edit a comment.
www.bushorchimp.comVery interesting.
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