I have decided that I don't want to be myself. I want to be cooler, trendier, more modern. A man for the 21st Century. So I'm changing my name. I think everyone should call me eRyan. That's not like a weird form of "aryan" or "eerie anne" but e-Ryan. I think it reflects my Pareital lobe USB 2.0 port, new integrated WiFi and Bluetooth capabilities, and frappaccino whipping finger.
I'm in a weird mood today.
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We can rebuild you. You'll be faster, stronger, better. And strange yet cool music will play when you run.
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