Mixed Metaphors

I just heard a co-worker say this:
"Before calling someone else you have to get all your ducks in a line, because otherwise the dealer is getting apples and oranges. So, before you send someone over to TAC you have to make sure all your ducks are in-line so the dealer can get the apples from the apple tree instead of the orange tree."

This is the biggest mixed metaphor that I have heard in a long time. I still think the funniest was one of Jay's coworkers saying "That's like biting the hand that feeds and washes the other" or something.

I just got to work....